I just saw a video on Fatty's blog that was just unbelievable. Whether you ride a bike or not, this is simply amazing. Although I'm sending you to look at the video, don't miss the fact that there's a worthwhile fundraising effort being promoted by Ibis on that same post. I bought a ticket just for showing me that video...
If you don't read bikesnobNYC like I do, the title of this post won't make any sense. The short version is that the snob hates pie plates, but it's geese who have been doing something about it.
Pie plates are those plastic or metal discs that come on many bicycles, and are also called spoke protectors.
They supposedly guard your spokes against chain damage if it ends up way up there. The truth, however, is that any properly tuned bicycle would never need one thanks to the limiting screws on any modern derailleur.
I commute on a fixed gear bicycle (one gear only, no coasting, no derailleur), so in my case a pie plate would be extra super duper useless. Perhaps this was why I was subjected to my harrowing meeting with Inspector Goose:
Those three quick steps still cause me to shudder with fear when I see them. Most of you have pie plates on your bicycles. I have no personal interest in your removing them, but beware Inspector Goose, man, beware Inspector Goose.
Spring is Here! Ride that bike and I'll see you next Monday.
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