Are You #%^&1n' Kiddin' Me #1

I am starting yet another series, this one aimed at stuff I see on TV that I simply cannot accept. This time it is an offering that prevents us from contacting the germs on our soap. Stuff like this just makes me want to scream.

Are we really so frightened of germs that we must kill the ones on our soap pumps, the ones that only have seconds to live anyway because we are washing our hands with antibacterial soap? I pity the fearful people who are willing to buy this kind of thing. If you are one of them, sorry, but Are You #%^&1n' Kiddin' Me? I pity you too.

Hopefully Still Yer Pal,

R A N T W I C K

Monday, Monday

Sorry, no post worth mentioning today because I'm studying for an exam I'm taking Monday afternoon. I hate to write posts like these with no content... but the only content I have handy is questionable at best. It comes as yet another picture of My Customizer. It would seem he is starting to relax a bit.

I originally used an uncensored picture, but when I previewed this post it made me feel like I was somehow betraying my customizer's trust.

I wish I could feel as loose, but I'm pretty nervous about this test. Wish me luck!

R A N T W I C K

A Quick Question Plus Something Bound to Fail

I've read that the more expensive helmets are better ventilated. I currently wear an almost as cheap as they come model from Canadian Tire. I don't want to spend twice the money or more to have a marginally cooler head. I'll spend the dough, but only for a markedly cooler head. Discuss, and thank you.

One other thing: I have invented a diet! I'm on it right now and have a "book" I'm writing based on it. It is typical RANTWICK style nonsense, but it may also actually work for me. If it doesn't, you'll not hear of it again. If it does, you'll be the first to know.

Yer Pal,

R A N T W I C K