I threw a party and nobody came. Here's the single entry and, by extension, winner of my contest! The good news is that th...

I have received the first (and hopefully not last) entry in my dead-eyed Santa contest! This one was submitted by John and features a ni...

I've never been a big fan of the Christmas season; I blame part of my crank on 5 years or so working in retail in a Mall. I also hav...