I will never enter any tree other than The King in my Autumn Tree Smackdown, for good or ill. Still, now that SARATS season has rolled around, I notice individual trees more than I normally would, so much so that I'm beginning to see things.
For example, this tree looked like it was doing a "Don King":
You know, Don King, the Boxing Promoter?
Can you see it?
How about now?
Hmmm. Judging by that little episode perhaps it would be OK if SARATS season went by quickly.
As I finished this post I thought, "Oh no, what if Don King recently died or something? That would be in pretty bad taste." It has happened before on this blog. Just so youse all know, Don King is alive and presumed well (no mention of anything on wikipedia, anyway) at the age of 80. No freaky foliage faux pas today, my friends!
Yer Pal, R A N T W I C K