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Monday, October 4, 2010

Random Acts of Lottery

You know how there are things you ride past every day that catch your eye? Well, there's a sign and item on my regular "late for work" commute route that has been there for a very long time.



I want to buy that plow. I don't own an ATV and probably never will. I guess I just want to put that sign out of its misery. Sadly, I don't have $150 to throw at something don't need or even want. But if I won the Lottery, it would be one of the first things I did with my newfound wealth. I would not, by the way, buy an ATV to go with it. Perhaps I could somehow incorporate it into the decor of my new super cool small neighbourhood pub featuring an abnormally excellent stage and sound system. How about you? Do you have something small and/or weird that you would do with a sudden influx of cash? Just wondering...


Yer Pal,


R A N T W I C K

7 comments:

Rat Trap Press said...

I'd put a storm shelter in my backyard. I'd install a WWII submarine periscope so I could watch the approaching tornadoes in safety.

Also-Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser

jeff said...

I would be on the road to London to check out this pub I heard about. :)

Doohickie said...

Wow, this post soooo didn't go in the direction I thought it might. You're just weird, Rantwick.


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RANTWICK said...

RTP - Practical AND Entertaining. Is the Vista Cruiser the biffest land yacht known to man? It has got to be close with a name like that...

Jeff - Why, thank you. Now all I have to do is win.

Doohickie - Sorry man. Did you think I had won something? I guess that would be a pretty reasonable assumption. I am weird. No weird dry spots on the back of my arms though...

RANTWICK said...

Biffest? I like that new word, but I meant biggest. I'm sure that car is pretty biff too though.

cafiend said...

And here I was hoping that biffest was some great Canadian slang merging "boss" and "spiffy" or something. it certainly could be.

I like the pub idea.

RANTWICK said...

Cafiend - You're the biffest, man. And my pub would be the biffest musical jam bar in the country.

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